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Detailed illustration of a Mars rover's inner workings

Made from high-quality fabric for comfort and durability

complete with a telescope silhouette set against a tranquil forest and a crescent moon

It celebrates the essential ingredients of every great observing session: a caffeine boost and a moonless

New Telescope Curse science humor bartendersEvery stargazer knows the unwritten law of the universe: buying new gear guaranteed two weeks of rain. This "New Telescope" T shirt hilariously breaks down the hobby's biggest frustrations14 days of clouds followed by a perfectly clear night that just happens to be a washout thanks to a bright Full Moon. Featuring a clean, bold typographic layout, this shirt is a relatable "inside joke" for anyone who has ever sat by a window waiting for the clouds to