Butter Slut luxon Wire bound along the long

Wire bound along the long edge and drilled for hanging

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Butter Slut luxon Wire bound along the longMeet the Butter Slut Dish. Now in a full 500g size, because lifes too short for rationing butter. Bigger, bolder, and ready to handle your most excessive butter habits without judgement. Whether you're loading up sourdough, smashing crumpets, or just embracing your true butter loving identity, this dish proudly lets everyone know exactly where you stand. Functional? Yes. Classy? Debatable. Iconic? Absolutely. Hand applied in Dannevirke, New Zealand.