Princess Master Genre_Science Fiction has successfully fought off the

has successfully fought off the first ambush attack from the distant enemy tribe and returned to his own fort carrying three stegos worth of malachite

I can’t wait to see the sneer on his face turn to fear when Optimo realizes he is going to die and that I will be the one to kill him

they’ll never see it coming

my life has been one harrowing adventure after another

Victor must leverage his dinosaur taming abilities to negotiate either peace or violence

Princess Master Genre_Science Fiction has successfully fought off theOVERVIEW: Hi. My names Joe, and yeah Im a plumber. Things were going just fine, until I got pulled into this crazy fantasy world by a genie who seemed to think I was this Hero of Legend. Now I have to collect all the Princesses of Fairyland, bind them to me using this crazy uhhh kinky uhhhh ritual, and then use their combined powers to defeat the evil demon Chernabog. I guess you could call this a magical pipe laying adventure. Looking for the ebook?